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Sibal War

by Assassination Squad

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aaronkgpunk305 Being Korean American, this album helped me sort some feelings. Favorite track: Staring Contest.
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1.
We cummin get sum fkn dildos eat a bag if dicks We got a double barreled shotgun aiming for the geeks We pair of hairy balls hanging low and to the left We got a public execution of your shitty band This fucked up city breeds posers like a yeast infection This fucked up nation is prime location for punk rock crucifixion Daehanminguk Punk Rock Sibalnom! 대한민국펑크락 씨발놈! We gonna dance the batussi into that stinky pussy We spit the lube into the gash make it extra juicy We overflow into that ass until it’s filled with creamy We got kung fu grip shooting jizz Korean bukkake
2.
You don't have to turn on that red sauce tonight You don't have to get explosive diarrhea shite Don't need antacid pills from eating spicy meals We got the cure for bubble guts fucking party with us Land of the morning calm, not the land of the waygook When in Seoul, you gotta live as Koreans do Know you rice you fucking dildo Better learn those chopsticks kiddo Don't make your tummy sicko Know your rice You're fresh off the boat wet behind the ears Welcome to the land of chili peppers and shitty beer You're just a foreigner just a token hipster You better eat your carbohydrates son it brings you salvation
3.
Sixty Days 01:42
Lick it and kick it and pick it up and go I got a new job or so I've been told I leave it all behind I say fuck this town You ain't ever gonna see me around I took highway 1 to Daegu City Every night is fucking shitty I got solitary life in a cell Goddamn Satan sent me straight to hell I shove a middle finger in your face Send you home crying in disgrace Buried alive for 60 days Till I clawed my way out I stimulate my flesh and bone Right now I'm in the danger zone I play my guitar fucking loud And smash it on the ground Fuck it and suck it I hate to see her go I left her ass behind in the city of Seoul My little barbie doll was on the pill She was a hottie undressed to kill I stumbled on that railroad train Like a tattoo feel hardcore pain Like an automatic weapon sprays Like a broken guitar string
4.
I was the baddest motherfucker in the Lonestar State Deep in my heart filled to the top with hate Rollin in my bang bus down 6th street There's a lotta Texas girls to impregnate Now I reload my guns blazing In terms of enrampagement I'm killing them with reckless abandonment Moved out to Atlanta back to the East Coast Tragedy and comedy at the Laughing Skull My central nervous system burnt to toast I Crawled into a bottle of booze soak I'm back in Korea but I'm a foreigner Hobak beer and pizza monster With spikey hair and middle fingers A hundred shitty bands to massacre Though I walked through the valley of death last night I was tough as nails and cold as ice With nowhere to run and no place to hide I thought to myself that I'm too young to die
5.
Last call for me 3 weeks sobriety Gimme 치맥 fried, or gimme fucking suicide Ball sweat and slime in the summertime Jacking off alone, I'm laying in the prone Yungi drinks beer till he pukes on the floor Seokjin blows smoke out of his foxhole I'm going crazy without that alcohol And my hands are shaking I'm going through withdrawal But Saturday night we're released to have some fun The drinks are on me, you dildos Fkn cum get sum
6.
Wasting your life at the pc bang Those salad days you're living won't last very long Hours on the internet staring cute dogs Your free ride safe at home with your dad and mom Everybody here is a fucking loser You and you everybody but me Your mom and your dad your entire family Get ready for a life of misery You're about to become your own worst enemy Your bullshit major at university Salary men they give good head from bended knee Three years later you're gonna get married Quit your band, shit out some kids and start the whole cycle again
7.
Phobia 01:52
When I was young my parents taught me some lessons They taught me gays are evil possessed by satan At Sunday school I listened to Korean sermon The pastor said that queers are no better than vermin Now that you’re old your mind is strong We’ve got so much parental hate to overcome Now that you’re old your mind is strong Freedom from fear freedom from phobia All my years of youth filled with lies of bigots In my mind there's no safe harbor for prejudice My incompatibility as a Christian servant My decision to reject the beliefs of my parents
8.
Choke on it 01:55
I believe straightedge music is a cancer We got the cure it a bottle of soju I believe tough guy hardcore is a poison We got the antidote it's a punk rock tune Metal music is fucking nawesome Cut that hair boy, cut that hair boy Crust and grindcore is totally useless Static distortion static and noise We need a change we need to shout fuck everything 촞까네 I got a message for the dirty hippie No one likes your birkenstocks Korea burn yourself alive That's a lesson for the hobo in the park Country music is total garbage Fill steel guitars with C4 I believe that redneck bestiality is a professional redneck sport I believe jesus freaks are psycho Take the fucking bible and shove it up your ass I ain't afraid of no fucking ghost Halloween themed monster mash
9.
Sibal War 02:14
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Sibal War Fucking cum, cum get some dildos and fleshlights That's what I'm talking about Bubble butts cocks and cunts tranny fuck and suck Jerk that head lubricated jelly shoot into the crowd Circle pit don't mean shit we're going ass to mouth Chosuns of anarchy prepare for world war 3 Fuck war Sibal War Round 1, fight that fascist fuck throw that 1, 2 punch Cause we don't give a fuck Our number 1 enemy is standing right behind us First rule is kill our enemies with that monster cock Second rule is pull out before you go and bust a nut Round 1 brown eye black and blue Cock slap that big butt Round number 2 dirty Sanchez throws a donkey punch First rule of fuck club is don't talk shit to us Second rule is pull out before you go and bust a nut
10.
Ghetto Cult 01:47
I wanna live I wanna get laid But Jesus is watching when you masturbate I won't bow down, I don't believe In a system of belief based on slavery I packed my bags I'm on the run I gotta escape this insane asylum I hit the road but I got caught They dragged me kicking and screaming back to God Ghetto life in a ghetto cult Born into a lie but it ain't my fault Ghetto cum they take the money and run Fanatical Christian fundamentalism Raised in a ghetto cult (Our cups of Kool Aid overflow) Pastor Lee moksanim He's taking all our money going on spending spree Write a check or break your neck You can purchase elevation in God's good graces At the retreat, Pastor Lee Has established a cult of personality Follow me, my flock of sheep BMW payments don’t come cheap
11.
Me and Jru are playing with some bands way down south It's just like Tennessee we pour Jack Daniels in our mouths We got no bass guitar we drink that whiskey at the bar Booze on Busan till I'm fucking drunk Ian Tim and Jason Canuck are alcoholic cunts Chad and Cliff and Matt show up late with Nick Bisquits Sean and Bialy dropping hardcore beats, don't interrupt Watch the ships sail out drink 151 Booze on Busan till I'm fucking drunk It's my first and last gig away from the city that I love And no one likes our set but at least we got fucked up Irish coffee omelette and rice we eat breakfast
12.
Bang Bang 02:34
When I met Gina she was modeling My barbie girl was untalented So much lacked in personality The conversations were not interesting She moved in like a ninja would She made me dinner sometimes it was good We watched dramas in my living room Then I told her that we were through She was so damn fine She had a cretin mind Call me crazy but I called it quits Bang bang bang and they're all dead (I was out of my mind But she was so damn fine Call me crazy but I called it quits Bang bang bang and they're all dead) And her battle cry Me love you long time Bad relationship aborted, bang bang I went out with Sophie she was studying My little bookworm from 이대 We talked all night till the early morn Looking at her made my eyes sore Then I met a girl from HBC She was doing stand up comedy But she was nervously breaking down Now she's in a padded room downtown
13.
In the middle of the night my friend took his own life He Jumped from the bridge into the river and just like that he's gone No drinks left to raise no lyrics left to sing along His daddy lost his job then he converted to a monk His mother was abandoned he had nowhere to run Depression sinking in hopeless and heartbroken Remember the words in this tragic verse Take care of your friends at their worst Now I bring to light we're number 1 in suicide But we never talk about it because of national pride The youth are in a crisis but that fact you deny And now we all bear the blame And we oughta be ashamed The older generations they gotta change their stubborn ways Fed up with a hyprocrite old Lecture bout Responsibility In the middle of the night I got the call that my friend died I drank a fifth of whiskey held my head in my hands and cried Fallout from mass layoffs ten thousand ruined lives At the memorial in September we gathered to remember We raised our drinks in honor of our fallen comrade there This shit is too damn heavy almost too much to bear
14.
Circle Pit 01:54
Steel toed boots you be a punk at the rock star hagwon grab your junk Flip the bird learn to fist pump shake your rump high kicks and jumps Pay that school 1 million won learn those moves go on, my son Let’s tough fists, go round to round we came here to shut you down Everybody quit your college the circle pit will give you knowledge Tartan pants and straps for bondage hold a straightedge kid for hostage Gorillas locked up in a zoo you wannabe 90’s hardcore youth crew Sausage parties what a bore import copy from new york Orthodoxy that’s for sure obsessed with clean and good and pure Why spend your college days a monk have some fucking filthy fun
15.
On that subway train i’m an alien There's a game I play created in America Lock eyes with an ajeossi beat the old man in one round Don't blink or you lose, whitey round eye don't you get psyched out In 2003 I moved here to Seoul My own business I minded my own But these crusty old men keep mad doggin me What you looking at? I am not a freak Three two one zero Staring contest here we go On that subway train i’m an alien There's a game I play created in America Lock eyes with an ajeossi beat the old man in one round Don't blink or you lose, whitey round eye gets psyched out Take a picture old man it will last longer With each staring match I get stronger Though this behavior that borders on absurd I’m the heavyweight champion of world I came up with a game changer I turned the tables like a gangster Cause it takes two to tango honestly This guy ain't no match for me
16.
Macho Man 02:32
Back in middle school his ass got beat He ran crying up and down that street Chased by bullies through the halls Hiding on a toilet in a bathroom stall anonymity no witness protection And his daddy didn't show him any affection Sad boy lonely no girls will call him No DVD room no McLovin My frontman is the macho man Randy Savage Hardcore Henry Rollins album Damaged He's a fan of Madball from New York City Anabolic steroids before weight lifting University life at the gym Drinking protein and pumping iron To freshman boys he showed no mercy In a baseball cap and a basketball jersey Now he's a iron tough guy like moritomo In the bathroom mirror takes a shirtless photo He's gonna show the world his muscle mass A sad little boy with a pathetic six pack
17.
Hobak Woman 02:32
Three two one night stand all fours Cigarette smoke out the back door Boredom monotony of coupling I don’t hate the game I hate how I play I fuck around (fuck around) live in disgrace (live in disgrace) Wash and scrub my cheating ass back at my place My rock hard solid alibi partner in crime I locked in tight My ball and chain suspecting me Deep down I know that I'm guilty My hobak woman she's blowing up my phone I swear that weak reception makes conversation impossible
18.
My new place a prison cell on California Street Funny how insult is added to (injure me) injury 5:30 wake up for a twelve hour day Another lonely Walk past a Guitar that I don't play I moved to the valley of death last night My friends all say it'll be alright - total bullshit I ain't gonna get laid no more No more punk rock or hardcore - total bullshit With my anger accumulating with frustration An Inverse relation to my lack of motivation I seem to turn into much a bigger asshole Every time I drive past Mount Namsan Castle I took a trip back to DC Got some pizza on M Street Went to a show with Anna Lee Bitched to my friends and family

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released June 20, 2014

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Ass Squad was formed in 2012 in Seoul, South Korea.
After relocating to Chicago in 2015, the band began a new phase. Current members of Assassination Squad are Dave, Eric, Jon, and Brandon.

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